Stubbed-Toe Reaction

If I was Emperor of the World I would get the world's most intelligent scientists to copy me for the sole purpose of having someone to take out my wrath on when I accidentally kick an inanimate object and bust/stub my toe. At first, I thought that if I made inanimate objects have feelings, this problem would be solved. However, I thought that if they did have feelings, they would always be depressed because no one compliments an air conditioner or a microwave or goes up to one and says, "Great job, microwave!" But instead they just use them and I couldn't imagine how depressed I would be if I already lived the life of a shoe with feelings and then someone accidentally kicked me only to kick me and cuss at me again for hurting them. Then I would feel hated, lonely, afraid, unappreciated, and maybe even guilty for hurting them even though it wasn't my fault.
However, this does not change the fact that when you stub your toe you have an instant desire to hurt someone or something as an act of irrational vengeance. But really, the only person you can blame for these sorts of things is yourself. So if you had a copy of yourself, you could punch, kick, and swear at them and it would all be just and rational at the end of the day. For example:
Jesse: (stubs toe) Oh my frikkin God! Ahhh! Copy Jesse, get the @#$* over here, you little *$?%!
Copy Jesse: (runs up) What? What is it?!
Jesse: (says through clenched teeth) You hurt my toe, you freakin' *@$%!
Copy Jesse: That's horrible, man! I'm a freaking idiot! You should beat the living crap out of me!
Jesse: (beats living crap out of Copy Jesse)
This would definitely make the world a better place. I don't know how one would psychologically handle beating his or her self up to near death and feeling no pain... Oh well, we would iron out the kinks later.